I am a melon
Why hello! I am a watermelon, as you can plainly see from my color scheme. I weigh about 10 pounds and 7 ounces, and I'm about 24.5 inches long. Not bad for a watermelon!
This is my best "sit as motionless as a watermelon" pose.
What did you think? Pretty convincing?
Ha!
Ba ha ha ha!
You can't tell that I, Riley, am here, because it looks like there's just a watermelon sitting on the couch and watching TV.
Ba ha ha ha!
OK, OK, it's really me.
But I was this close to fooling you!
Wow!
Care to bite my feet? I like doing that now.
I could stare at them all day.
C'mon--have a little monkey foot.
I am not asking. I am telling.
I kid! I kid! I don't even really want to share. More monkey foot for me!
posted by Riley @ 8:09 PM
5 Comments
5 Comments:
Who knew watermelons & monkey feet could be so appealing?-!!
Oh, my gosh there's one photo where she looks just lkike Ira's baby pic!
Are you guys hungry??? Do you always think of food- or is that Riley?
She's soooooo beautiful and you are soooo funny!
Which one looks like Gramps? And yes, my parents are hungry. Very hungry.
shes getting so big!! she has real people feet and hands!
Will Riley appear as a winter fruit or vegetable? Or are we just talking cool summer treats?
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