Thursday, December 20, 2007

Brooklyn calling


I wear Brooklyn on the outside because Brooklyn is how I feel on the inside.




The chicken matches nicely today.




I can hold a whole cow in the palm of my hand. Whoa.....




I can hold a horse just as easily. I'm starting to freak myself out....




You might want to turn away. We're only seconds away from a ferocious chomping.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Smocked


Hello there. The observant among you will notice that I am wearing a smock.




Smocks go great with blurred tile floors.




This is probably my favorite place in the house to be.




The smock makes me look mature--probably because so many adults wear smocks.




I'm back in the chair!




The chair's comfy, but I prefer the nice cold tile.




If you don't mind, I'm just going to smock-stare for a bit.

Friday, December 14, 2007

I am a bear!


To celebrate our fourth pre-winter snow storm, I have become a bear!




Ba ha ha ha!




It's going to be six degrees out tonight in Boulder.




Have I mentioned that it's not even winter yet?




By January, we will be able to build an igloo in the backyard.




Contain your jealousy!




I'm going to New York soon.




Maybe I'll bring some animal costumes with me.




I would dress up like a baby pigeon to celebrate my New York visit, but there is no such thing as a baby pigeon.




Have you ever seen one? Didn't think so.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Sheep are good too!


Pigs are the best, but sheep are really good too.




Y'know?




Pause with me for a moment to contemplate sheep. Consider counting them.




I'm not quite sure why this one is blue.




It's the taste that counts.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Pigs are the best!


Do you know what my favorite animal is?




Take a guess.




It makes me happy just to think about my favorite animal!




Behold! It is the pig!




Pigs are smart and fun to chew on, as long as they are not real.




Oh, yes--they are a wonderful, magical animal.




Don't you agree?




I like to review my pig carefully before I chomp it.




Chomp!




Yum yum yum yum.




Palate cleanser!




Mi piace il prosciutto di plastico.

Friday, December 7, 2007

The five moods of teething


Thoughtful




Surprised




Happy




Mbglompf




Burblsnurp

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

I'm not doing anything in particular


Hello there! I am sitting here with my deer shirt.




The teeths are still coming in.




They're sharp!




Once again, ladies and gents, the deer shirt.




Between you and me, it's really a onesie.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

I can crawl!

I started crawling a few days ago. Dad took these photos then but couldn't process them until tonight. He is lazy like that. Ignore his excuses about outpatient thumb surgery and a heavy workload.



He probably should have figured out how to use the video camera by now, don't you think?




Then again, the light was really low so it wouldn't have worked anyway. He had to shoot at f/2 and ISO 1600 just to capture this moment. Enough of this talk, though. I am crawling toward that out-of-focus toy!




Putt putt putt putt




Look, mom, I'm crawling!




Crawl crawl crawl crawl




The toy becomes less blurry as I approach it. Interesting.




Almost there....




I can almost reach it....




Even better! Keys next to the camera! Keys are always good to eat.




I can get to anything I want now! I can crawl to Brooklyn for more keys if I feel like it!